Good afternoon. I'm Tom, and I've been blogging for about five years now, first at Blairwatch, then (continuing) at Boriswatch and now here. I tend to specialise in transport, legal/liberty, IT/technology and 'hang on, that doesn't make sense' stories where someone really needs to write down a blatant bit of bullshit because otherwise no one will. I hope you will indulge me.

Coming up when I can find time - Toby Young and his imaginary school, George Osborne and his imaginary deficit crisis and Nick Clegg and his imaginary influence over the whole thing. Hold on, it's going to be a bumpy ride.