Let’s burn down the observatory so this never happens again.

It’s surely going to be interesting to see who Theresa May appoints to the ACMD who is neither a scientist nor an expert. This new idea of getting advice from people by definition know nothing about the issue in question is interesting - it could perhaps be extended to other areas of government. The Cabinet committee dealing with nuclear policy could perhaps include a cat, or maybe the US Ambassador, who according to Wikileaks may as well be on it anyway.

So, any ideas? We’re thinking either religion, or else this year’s headteacher from Brixton it’s OK to like because they’re very keen on house points. Or maybe Brian Coleman.